刘如风(fēng ),蜀(🐵)山派大师(〰)(shī )兄,性格(🗡)谨(jǐn )慎,长(zhǎng )相英俊,待人和(🥡)(hé )善(shàn ),但他(⛪)一(yī )直无法接(jiē )受自己绝世毒(dú )奶的身份。拜师当天,太清老祖(zǔ(👡) )讷讷不(bú )能言。刘如(rú )风问:“师尊,难道(dào )我没(💧)有灵(líng )根?”太(tài )清老(lǎo )祖点点(🙃)头。我去,我这嘴开(kāi )挂(guà )了吗?下山之时,看见(jiàn )锁妖塔。刘(liú )如风(fēng )问:“师(shī )弟(dì ),这塔(tǎ )结实吗?”于是,锁(suǒ )妖塔(tǎ(🏛) )破。我去,我这嘴(👠)开挂(guà )了(le )吗?下山之后,来到白堰村。刘如(rú )风感叹道:“这里(lǐ )真是一处祥和的世外桃源啊!”一顿(📒)(dùn )饭的功夫后,水贼来了。我去(qù ),我这嘴开挂了吗?虽然经过了(💕)多方验证,但刘如风依然不敢相信:不可能,这绝对(duì )不可能,我怎么(🌑)可能是绝(jué )世毒(dú )奶?本书又名《摊(tān )牌了,我其(qí )“这天下还有瞒得(dé )住孤(🏈)的事情?此(🌶)(cǐ )事(shì )你着实无用,孤(🏈)为(wéi )你羞耻。”太上皇锯短了木(🤩)头,抱着(🦀)(zhe )坐下(xià )来,拿(🕍)了(le )个小刨(😶)子修圆。...